TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
The only problem is his house does not have a mortgage. We need an Aid to Dependent Carbon Sequesterors program (ADCS) but then that may be part of the government program to reduce CO2 already.
source of image: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/images/misc/mortgagetwo.jpg
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Although we all know humans never walked on the moon, the last man claiming to do so has come out saying global warming (which we all know is true) is bunk. Click on link below.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
TWW loves cows. See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFMNi-2SrQA&eurl=http://www.globalwarmingheartland.org/
Thanks for the loan of the picture to: http://bobjaime.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pink_cow.jpg who will get 3 extra hits on his site (only 3 people read this blog)
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
"General Motors to Invest $1 Billion in Brazil Operations -- Money to Come from U.S. Rescue Program
By Russ Dallen
Latin American Herald Tribune staff
SAO PAULO -- General Motors plans to invest $1 billion in Brazil to avoid the kind of problems the U.S. automaker is facing in its home market, said the beleaguered car maker.
According to the president of GM Brazil-Mercosur, Jaime Ardila, the funding will come from the package of financial aid that the manufacturer will receive from the U.S. government and will be used to "complete the renovation of the line of products up to 2012."
"It wouldn't be logical to withdraw the investment from where we're growing, and our goal is to protect investments in emerging markets," he said in a statement published by the business daily Gazeta Mercantil....."
Monday, February 09, 2009
To get some of the bail-out money you need a shovel-ready project. This is an example to help you start making your government bail-out request list.
source of pic: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/eh666/dog_shit.jpg
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Friday, February 06, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw5capTC53k It seems he had a pop song about a train traveling to no place.
source of pic: http://www.mastering-pl.de/MEDIAC/400_0/MEDIA/ChAnders.jpg
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Source of image: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Inkblot.svg/300px-Inkblot.svg.png
Monday, February 02, 2009
As part of TWW's continuing quest to hit a home run and cash in on the Bush-haters in search of something to hate (BHISSH) market segment, TWW has created his first test product. The question is what to call it. It has an outsized mouth so calling it a Rush Limbbowl is a possibility. It could also be a wooden spittoon where people could put a picture of their favorite past president on the inside bottom.
Sunday, February 01, 2009
As seen in this file photo (it is actually sunny today but TWW never lets the facts get in the way) gray February has arrived again. This means it is time for TWW to have his annual bout with Skew Alignment Disorder (SAD) where whatever he touches with a skew wood chisel goes to pot. He is hoping there is stimulus package money for sufferers of SAD but in case that never happens he will only use gouges in February.
In case you need a tutorial these are skews:
(source of the pic of the skews is the Penn State Industries catalog )
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