The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Global Warming Days


Times have changed. Local areas need to stop being last century with their festivals designed to attract tourists. With this in mind the Garbin Moraine Foundation is planning a new festival to draw tourists to GM. We are calling it Global Warming Days. Right now this is a germ of an idea so we are asking your help with ideas (please leave them as comments).
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So far this is what we can tell you:
  • We need a global sponsor and are thinking of asking Exxon for help (If that does not work we will lobby Washington to get some of the bailout money)
  • Possible events include: a fishing contest using solar heated ice houses, snowmobile races with electric snowmobiles, a ducking pond where global warming skeptics can preach their blasphemy and people toss snowballs at the lever to dump the skeptics into the solar heated pond, and ?? (be creative)
  • There will be methane collecting privies with fuel cells to light the event
  • There will be solar battery charging stations at the bars so people can recharge their sleds as well as their bodies
  • Mass transit bio-fuel powered buses to bring people up from the city
  • Local business will keep their establishments at 60 degrees to show support for the festival
  • There must be other ideas you can help out with. Thanks

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