The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Do you have that empty feeling too??

After a fun year of spewing his venom each morning upon seeing the latest entry in Mrs. TWW's Bush-Haters Anonymous countdown calendar, TWW awoke this morning to find an empty shell with no more Bushisms to allow him to feel superior to the Clown from Crawford. This has left a gaping hole in how he begins the day. Any idea how to fill the void? TWW is sure the phones will be ringing off the hook today as people call their therapists as they cope with the void they feel. All comments are appreciated.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I hate George W. Bush for leaving office, for now I have no one to blame for my day-to-day problems. Come to think of it, I should not be allowed to have any more problems, for now the Anointed One is our President. Therefore, can I now stop hating Bush?

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