The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Countdown Calendar Replacement Product Ideas

Corporate jets. Lavish office redecorating. Whining about the percs of the CEO-types has become the way the Bush/Palin haters can now spew their venom in public even though neither Bush or Palin have any power and Obama won and promised to lead us into the promised land of peace and love. They miss their calendars.

The question for TWW is how to capitalize on this outpouring of venom with round products made of wood to squester carbon. Any ideas are welcome. A wooden spittoon with a picture of GW in the bottom may be an idea. There must be more.

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