Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Two new political bowl series

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Two new political bowl series

Since racism and ageism are going to be a part of the presidential campaign, TWW Enterprises is attempting to cash in with two new bowls.
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The Bowlbama II is made from white birch wood but coated with walnut varnish to give it that dark look white people crave in the summer. Fill your new bowl with Oriole cookies as a finishing touch and use it to start conversations the next time you have liberal guests.
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The new Mc Bowls will be aged to perfect gray colors sitting on top of the wood pile in the sun and rain and then will be coated with with UV resistant finish to protect them from problems associated with age. Below are some Mc Bowls in process.