Welcome to TWW Enterprises: Hybrid freeloading

The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Hybrid freeloading

Sometimes you have to mix pure freeloading with connections. The corn was a donation as was the Bambi meat. The hamburger was purchased at a good price due to connections. The result was a great meal of corn and Bambibrian burgers. Connections is an unexplored area in freeloading research so we may be doing more work in that area in the future. Freeloading is not a dichotomous entity. It is more like a continuum with pure freeloading on one end and paying one's fair share on the other.