The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Another botched attempt to save the planet


TWW bought some green grocery bags in the store today to help save the planet by not asking for grocery bags. When he got home he realized he needed paper bags to put his paper in for recycling or the waste hauler would not accept the paper. So, if he uses the green bags he will have no paper bags for recycling the rest of his paper and will have to throw the paper in the trash instead of recycling it. And people want the environmentalists to regulate our lives?
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