The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Site inactive due to global warming

TWW has been diagnosed with a severe case of Early Onset Seasonal Activity Disorder (EOSAD). Usually SAD does not strike down TWW until February in a normal year but due to the change in climate the sun has not shined here for several weeks and TWW's lumen dependent activity level is too low to find anything interesting to put on this blog. We hope the next Democrat president will have a government program for EOSAD so the sun will start shining in the winter again. In the mean time we apologize for any wasted visits to this site.
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