TWW is The Warped Woodturner who is a local artist living in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop 87). His mission is to use a wood lathe to make interesting but mostly useless objects from locally-sequestered carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but don't like that well. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Climate study - Day 9


We report the facts we want you to know then let you make an informed decision.


School closing announcement

Due to security concerns the location of the district is being witheheld.

We heard on the local radio station this morning "schools in the _____ District will be closed today. Students in 10th grade English classes are reminded their essays on Al Gore's movie and how it changed their lives are still due on Friday".

Monday, January 28, 2008

The vast rightwing conspiracy is at work again

Where are they getting these horrible pictures? We need to see more pictures of Obama making his ears look big if these people want to be fair.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

Getting back to the real mission

Oak serving tray - 11"




Oak salad dish - 6" x 3"

This is more proof you should never buy anything based on its picture on the Internet. These items came from the same oak tree cut down to make room for the driveway on Mr. BANANA's land. Both were finished with mineral oil and not stained.

Climate Study - Day 8


The evidence is clear. The climate at Garbin Moraine is changing.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Life enrichment experience on gray day

TWW is fortunate to have relatives who brought up breakfast from the city without even being asked or expecting extra Frequent Giver miles. Here they all are supervising the cook.


After breakfast was over the Executive Director of the family cabin trust needed some persuading to get him to go back to the city. He wanted to stay and use the wood-fired bun warmer.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Site inactive due to global warming

TWW has been diagnosed with a severe case of Early Onset Seasonal Activity Disorder (EOSAD). Usually SAD does not strike down TWW until February in a normal year but due to the change in climate the sun has not shined here for several weeks and TWW's lumen dependent activity level is too low to find anything interesting to put on this blog. We hope the next Democrat president will have a government program for EOSAD so the sun will start shining in the winter again. In the mean time we apologize for any wasted visits to this site.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Interesting choices

In November the choice may be between someone who was in prison over five years


and someone who some people think should be in prison now.



These are the people who want Hillary in prison: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=58909
As usual we report; you decide.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Finally a warm spell



After about 6 weeks of weather colder and snowier than normal the global warming purists in the area can finally talk about how the current weather proves global warming and people will start believing them again.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

They are watching you too



They are up there watching our every move and sending it right to the White House. The picture above is of Garbin Moraine.

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