The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Happy Holiday Season to all Three Loyal Visitors

TWW wishes all of his loyal viewers a disease-free holiday season and a good 2008 (especially the liberals since their ordeal is nearly over).




Thanks to the owners of the following link for loaning the image:
http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/SANTA-PORN_RK.jpg
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