The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Help wanted to sing new advertising jingle

The marketing department of TWW Enterprises has come up with a new advertising jingle:

Yea! My Bucket's Got A Bowl In It
And My Bowl Has Got A Hole In It
Ya See My Bowl Has Got A Hole In It
I can see right through.

TWW Enterprises is currently seeking a singer to sing the jing. To apply for an audition please leave a message or post your audition on YouBoob.com.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hfec likes it! he thinks one could dance to that jingle...and he gives it an 85.

Anonymous said...

this is hfec. he thinks he is your man to sing that jingle. he seems to like the dead end, dead beat, no pay jobs that no one else will take. he'll have his people contact your people den boat of does groups can talk. money of course is the first item to discuss for my people when they talk to your people. then your people will get back to my people then we will have People...People who need People.......are the luckiest People in the world. that would be us eh? maybe we could sing a duet then it would cost you only half an arm and a leg. maybe just a leg. hfec says he's gotta stop this and go to bed.

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