The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Another country freeloading success story


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hfec is waiting with bated breath to find the secret to your secret freeloading. he could not open your link. a message 'page not found' is what appears. is it remotely possible twwt erred in creating the link? by the way, he cant say enough about the food in the to go box other than has it already been chewed? you didnt pick it up when someone else set it down, did you? what some people wont do for a free lunch. stay well, watch what you eat!

Anonymous said...

Thanks to hfec for reporting a broken link. TWW (formerly TWWT) has changed the link to point to an entry in this blog. The former link had the article on a web site which sounded more prestigious than pointing at one's own body of stuff.

Anonymous said...

well, tww, hfec can certainly understand your reasoning for doing what you did...whatever it was that you did. its always good to do what you did. i guess. so....why did you drop the t from twwt? is your machine broken? or have the beavers walked off the job in lieu of better working conditions? you know, gnawing trees til they tip over just so you can play is asking quite a bit. next we will hear you are sending mrs tww to the woods with an ax to do your dirty work. that could be the poplar log that broke tww's head or something. stay well, keep your chisels sharp.

Anonymous said...

TWWT was short for 'the warped wood turner'. Some times you see 'woodturner' and some times 'wood turner' but TWWT sounded like 'twit' hence 'TWW' is the new short name.

ps. my chisels are only sharp if they are long enough since if they get too short they are impossible to sharpen using a Trugrind jig

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