The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Missing body

Please help us find a missing body. Since no body in the family will lay claim to this shirt, it must have come from someone who was able to subvert the security system and enter the house and remove their shirt (perhaps while using the hot tub). If you have any information on the owner of this shirt please contact Mrs. TWW.

The shirt has a symbol on it. The picture below makes the symbol look reddish but it is really white.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hfec is just a wee bit curious of the missing body. could someone actually be missing the point. the clues are scant. by the looks of it, it appears to belong to someone of the female persuation. finding unknown items of clothing in one's abode is very interesting. of course i have never personally found such an item of clothing in my home, so i have no actual experience.

Anonymous said...

The question of ransom for the shirt has come up. But with the seasonal and global warming coming up maybe the body doesn't need the shirt! (At least for awhile)
So then the new question becomes: how much is the space that the shirt takes up up worth to the shirt hostage keeper? Would they pay the body to take the shirt out of their space?

Anonymous said...

hfec is still wondering if the shirt is an X model or a Y model. so if its an X, are we to assume there is an X outthere somewhere in the cyber who is going shirtless? If I see one I'll pass it on that twwt has something for them. im confused.

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