The Warped Woodturner (TWW) is a local artist traveling his artist's journey in a suburb of Springbrook, WI (pop. 536). TWW's creative calling is to use a wood lathe to make useless objects from locally-sequestered organic carbon for tourists to bring back to the city to give to people they had to buy something for but do not like that much. His target market is the senior citizens since their vision is not as good as it used to be so cannot see the defects as well. His marketing jingle is: “Bowls as simple as their creator”.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Nothing happening

There will be no noticeable events in our boring lives in the woods until the antibiotics knock down the evil Lymes bacteria in my blood and I can get back on my feet. 'sorry to disappoint all of the freudenschade followers of this site. And as always I'd rather be woodturning.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


West end painted. I'd still rather be woodturning.  Posted by Picasa

Sunday, May 21, 2006


At this rate I will never be able to play with my lathe for a long time.  Posted by Picasa

If we lived here we would not need to be painting the house.  Posted by Picasa

Thursday, May 18, 2006


Tree swallows looking for a home Posted by Picasa

Sunday, May 07, 2006


With the West side 2/3 powerwashed all I can say is I'd rather be turning wood.  Posted by Picasa

Elmer T. Gopherson VII whines because he has to live in a hole. He is threatening to move to Minnesota where Gophers get all the chicks if they can stay out of trouble. Posted by Picasa

Friday, May 05, 2006


Natural birch vase. This is another reason I do not buy on E-bay. The real thing is much less nice than the picture even with the shadow.  Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, May 02, 2006


It's that time of the year.  Posted by Picasa

Here is a bluebird sitting on a tree shelter. Posted by Picasa

I'd rather be turning wood than painting the house. Posted by Picasa

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